Dove Promises are morsels of wisdom printed on a candy wrapper that make you feel good. Especially if you're a woman with PMS. Try my Dove Anti-Promises page for more chocolate relief.
Oops, that came out wrong--Whoah! I can't seem to get this one right!
Moving on...
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Yes, you deserve a good screw. So find a handyman.
Go ahead, hit him--he deserves it.
Sharpen your teeth before bed. You'll sleep better.
Husbands really are overrated. Cut his brake lines.
Your boss is a bitch. So pee in her coffee.
You only live once--go screw the hot young landscaper.
Of course you deserve it. You have PMS now. Yes, you deserve it goddammit! GODDAMMMITTT!!!!
So what if you're on the rag--make him enjoy it.
Go ahead. Race your girlfriend to the bottom of the popcorn bag.
ICYMI: Kristi Noem has a puppy problem, and the student debt crisis needs
solving
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*Tennessee governor thinks schools need more guns to prevent shootings*
Scared students and teachers + more guns in school = less gun violence.
Someone d...
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